My fellow members of the Straw-hat pirates, I should inform you that I picked up a drifter the other day named Riza Hawkeye.  She's a very nice lady, but seemed quite content with keeping me at pistol point the entire way to the ship.  It's not my fault that I pointed out that she was wearing a white shirt and it was pouring!  Yohohoho!  Anyhow, I ( Read more... )

It's time for another song! Yohohoho! Miranda, this one is for you.

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( Lyrics )

Lately I've been thinking that I haven't written enough love songs lately. Then I though, I haven't made enough hot rock and roll songs. Then it finally dawned on me, why not do both? So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, Where there is Smoke, there is a fire.

♪~Where there is smoke, there is a fire!
It’s some sort of unstoppable ( Read more... )

Let’s all sing the Boredom song!

I am BORED!

Oh I am bored, so boring, soaring, bored ( Read more... )

It occurred to me that Sir Crocodile likes to make the claim that he had a relationship with Smoker.  And as I thought about it, a plausible scenario sprang to mind. So I’d like to take you back to the teenage years of Smoker and Crocodile, in the spring time of their youth with crocodile’s shichibukai buddies. So without further ado ladies and ( Read more... )

At long last, the long anticipated song I've had squirreled away.  This one's for you Lambo you cow printed Afro kid!  Yohohoho!!

Ladies and Gentlmen,
This is Lambo Number 5

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the ship, so come on let's ride
to the candy-store around the corner
I said I want some candy and grapes
But the crew, they don't wanna
I'll ( Read more... )

It's occured to me that people keep on coming to the grand line from all sorts of places and don't even know what the heck is going on!  Really this is a drastic set of affairs for the unwarry!  So I've decided to come up with a default message that I shall tell folks who are new to this place!  And what better way to do that than with... A SONG!!!

( Welcome to the Grand Line )

So when I went to a local tavern the other day I had asked the tavern waitress if I may see her panties.  So she had spit on me full in the face.  So I said to her, "Well it's not as if I SHOUTED, MAY I SEE YOUR PANTIES PLEASE MISS!  To the whole bar!"  After many stares from the whole bar she turned redder than fire.  She then proceeded to grab a ( Read more... )

Well good people who read and listen to my songs, I was working on my song for Robin-chan when my muse started kicking the hell out of me until I wrote this song for Ace.  It was just too good not to sing and write so I felt it had to be done.  Ladies and gentlmen, boys and girls, I present to you possibly the best song I've ever written!  Yohohoho ( Read more... )

Here is a song which is a tale of a skeleton and a princess.   A skeleton who was confused by the notion of type and moe and was told by the princess how he should change his ways.

( The Song )